I’m not sure about you but having experienced sex both with and without a condom I’ll tell you this – without rubber always rocks, at least for that time, whether it’s two minutes or an hour, when you are doing it. Then you are immediately overcome with guilt and regret, could this be the day you just got infected with that dreaded virus we are all hopelessly scared of but constantly flirt with?
Look, sex can be excitingly good with rubber, but you always wonder how good it will be if you took it off.
You meet someone, a few hours later you are sweating and making all funny noises on top of each other, of course you have the magic stick wrapped up in that latex thingie. Oh sometimes I hate even the smell of it! But then again, it saves lives. Anyways, so you continue engaging in this activity with this person, using rubber consistently. Then, whatever it is you are having start resembling a relationship that stretches beyond just taking your clothes off when you find yourself in a private room. Voila, you decide you ‘trust’ each other enough now, the rubber can go fly a kite. Ushay’ama-straight manje!
One of many problems with ama-straight is that once you go there, going back to the rubber thing becomes such an issue, even when it’s someone different, someone you just met a few hours ago. Even today, in 2011, many babies are a result of one-night stands. Scary, isn’t? Sunday World tells us every week celebrities who are latex-averse, it’s even more scary when you find out a celeb guy who has sex every weekend with different women does not always bother to wrap it up. He’s used to it now and the latex thingie will just mess with his fun and sensation. Amazingly, if you’ve ever been stupid enough to play this ‘extreme sport’ the most common reaction you get from the woman is that of pregnancy concern, and then you wonder, ‘Could any normal person be more worried about getting pregnant more than getting infected with you-know-what? Or is it because she already has it?’ That thought has always come up in my mind. And it’d torment you till you get tested for you-know-what.
Believe it or not, some guys test indirectly, they impregnate a woman and wait eagerly for her results. True story. We love ama-straight but the responsibility that comes with that latex-free sex is too scary. Guys even take off the condom while the woman is not watching. Another true story.
It’s just not that easy once you’ve tasted the latex-free sensation, but you got to give it to Durex, they’ve tried hard to make ultra thin condoms, it’s the closest you’ll get to ama-straight. And of course that always comes with such peace of mind.
So this should explain why married men impregnate their mistresses, at some stage they decide they just wanna get ‘in’ there uncovered. Come home to an unsuspecting wife and…
This is more true for the guys who love their drink, some people generally have delusions of invincibility without any intoxication, so add some whisky and all of a sudden he thinks he’s superman. He thinks the virus happens to other people, not him. He’s too special, he thinks.
A friend stayed with a mistress because other than his wife the mistress was the only woman who gave it to him without any latex, or the only woman he could take it from without wrapping it up. A very famous kwaito star once said, ‘Ag, if you fcuk my girl with a condom then it’s not gonna hurt much really’, of course he said that in a private space. Sometimes guys feel they haven’t really ‘done’ a woman till they do her latex-free.
And that obsession with latex-free sex is fatal, and I don’t know of any sexually-active adult who hasn’t tried it, regardless of their LSMs.
If you are hellbent on doing it latex-free, at least discuss this first even if niyantshontshana it’s not a bad idea to get tested, then you can bonk like rabbits, and if she falls pregnant and she’s married…at least you know it could have been much worse.
And remember before you indulge in latex-free sex , it's only beautiful if it's guilt-free.
And remember before you indulge in latex-free sex , it's only beautiful if it's guilt-free.
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