EIGHT THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR WOMEN

This is for the guys, and of course women who have guys that they love and would share this with.

They are from Venus, we are from Mars. Things that we may find funny, they may find revolting. Thread with caution, here’s a list of things you should never say to a woman.

‘I’m so in a hurry for the marriage part I want us to skip the big wedding part’

I know very few women who’d get a natural high from listening to their men utter these words. Even grown-ass women in their 30’s still want a fairytale wedding and instead of looking at the above statement for what it is – a man looking beyond the wedding bling and to the joys and challenges of marriage, women see this as being denied an opportunity to gloat and showoff to their friends.

So yeah, no man should utter these words, no matter how sincere you are.

‘How many guys were ‘there’ before me?’

This will never change, all men secretly wish they married virgins and most stress about women with ‘high mileage’, you see, if you wanted to hurt a man’s pride, go via his woman and it will cut deep. Before feminists come down hard on me, ask any woman with ‘high mileage’ if she’s at peace and she’ll tell you she wishes the number was much lower. So to be asked the above-mentioned question by her guy is too awkward. Just encourage to do intense kegel exercises instead. She’ll be fine. You’ll be fine too. I hope.

You can’t change her ‘hectic’ past, you can only change your attitude towards it, and hope against hope not many things will keep reminding you of her yesteryear jezebel ways.

‘Why you never told me about this guy asking you out?’

Really? You expect her to tell you about EVERY guys who hits on her?

My future wife will be a gorgeous woman with the ‘African Trademark’, I hope, so guys will be trying their luck all the time and I don’t want to know about it UNLESS it’s my friend, colleague or relative. Or her friend!

‘I wish your ass was a bit bigger’

This is just plain cruel. So what must she do about this silly wish of yours? In fact this is blatant emotional abuse.

‘Bitch!’

I don’t know of any self-respecting man who calls his woman ‘slut’, ‘bitch’, ‘whore’, etc.

I think even if she’s a whore it’s not helpful to hear you call her that. In fact, what are you doing with a whore in the first place? Here’s a cold fact about whores, they stop only when they want to stop, so stop trying to save them, you will lose!

‘Close your facebook account’

Anyone who makes such demands in an abusive man whose horns are about to come out, unless of course she’s consistently mismanaged her facebook account by engaging in behavior that completely undermined you, even then that’s not enough to make her stop if she’s entertaining other men.

‘Babes, you are fat’.

It just will not end well even if you said it while wearing the biggest of smiles. If it really bothered you, as it should, get her a Planet Fitness contract and see to it she has a personal trainer or she’ll just go to the gym to loiter around the watercooler and feel sorry for herself watching the likes of ‘Shaz’ on the threadmill.

Anything said while you are on top of her

What kind of guys say things while on top of a woman anyway? You promise her marriage? Dude, I told women the secret ages ago, anything we say during sex we are not talking to them, we are talking to the pussy, and you know that’s a fact!

Refrain from having conversations during sex nje, period! Couldn’t you wait till you are done? Especially since you’re just there for exactly two minutes, so how urgent is this message? Any man who says things during sex is letting the entire Men Organization down.

There’s a huge difference between dirty talk and retard conversations.

Yeah, you can also add your own.